Freshman Year

alot of my friends and I like to get together and talk about the good ole' days (all 2 years ago) yes ladies and gentlemen: freshman year.
usually this conversation takes place late at night, after a cocktail or two has been consumed. and sometimes ends in tears.
Because we miss being slackers who woke @ 2 and slept at 6 and did NOTHING but party and drink for a whole year or so.
I'm tearing up just thinking about it.
anyways, the following is a humuroous facebook wall conversation between myself and Bunny (we have the funniest convos) - probably while we were supposed to be doing work.




Grace Hopson wroteat 3:06am on June 25th, 2007
I miss sitting around in the Commons...*sigh* I'm such a loser for missing freshman year! I was so much less cynical!

Ashley Samantha Bender wroteat 3:21am on June 25th, 2007
man i looooved sitting in the commons from 1 to 8. lol.typical freshman day:

10:23a.m. wake up. realized you miss your 8-10 a.m. classes. calculate time it'll take to make it to your 11 o'clock including shower & hair.
10:25 a.m. - realize it'll take about an hour to get ready & figure what's the point? go back to sleep
11:00 a.m. - wake up to get ready for hop contest
12:47 p.m. - arrive @ hop contest about a half hour late. go to lunch (skipping one o'clock class)3:15 p.m. - leave commons for nap
3:23 p.m. - get distracted by poolhall
4:46 p.m. - finally go nap
6:23 P.M.- wake up & go to dinner
8:32 p.m. - get kicked out of commons. turn what should be a 3 minute walk into a 45 minute adventure. somehow start feud with some boys from bond hall.
9:16 p.m. - make it back to dorm. start getting ready for club
10:45 p.m. - arrive @ club.
12:26 a.m. - make it into club after almost 2 hour wait (RIP Hi-HAT)
2:12 a.m. - finally make it out of club. chat up visiting frat boys

Ashley Samantha Bender wroteat 3:24am on June 25th, 2007
*message got truncated*
3:16 a.m. - arrive @ taco bell/guthrie's/sonics.
3:47 a.m - get food. turn what should be a 2 minute drive into 30 minute adventure
4:15 a.m. - arrive back on campus. search for parking spot commences
4:27 a.m - park @ bond. begin 15 minute hike to dorm.
4:45 a.m. - arrive back @ dorm (got into minor scuffle with feuding boys from bond)
5:24 a.m. - still chatting about club. begin to "de club"
6:02 a.m. - get into bed. cry a little @ throbbing feet (stiletto. pumps. in. the club.)
6:17 a.m. - finally fall asleep*do the whole thing over the next day*

Grace Hopson wroteat 3:24am on June 25th, 2007

THAT WAS IT EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Remember this? "I missed my class...I'll just say I was sick."

Ashley Samantha Bender wroteat 3:30am on June 25th, 2007

LMAO.*typical day AFTER freshman year*
5:12 a.m. - wake up. even though you don't have class til 10. work on project (due @ 10)
9:00 a.m. - rush out of door with hair kinda' in a ponytail. Vicky Secret PINK sweats. Whatever kinda' shirt. no makeup. people will think you're aiming for some sort of "Paparazzi Chic" look. you're not. you just didn't do laundry (no time)
9:24 a.m. - purchase Rockstar from campus convenience store.
9:26 a.m. - run into crush while looking a mess
9:29 a.m. - cry. phone a friend for reassurance
10:00 a.m. - fail exam that you studied all night for (get 100 on project)
10:23 a.m. - get food from a lesser, more uncool commons. remember the "good ole days"
11:00 a.m. - skip class to study for 1 o'clock test
1:00 p.m. - traipse happy ass across the hub, forgetting completely about hop contest
1:02 p.m. - stare with unveiled hatred towards freshmen who look cute & just rolled out of bed an hour or so ago


Ashley Samantha Bender wroteat 3:34am on June 25th, 2007
1:12 p.m. - fail one o'clock test (ten points removed for being late)
1:47 pm. - crawl into bed, foresaking the rest of the day. skip rest of the days classes3:00 p.m. - email teachers begging forgiveness. work on another project
4:32 p.m. - cry a little more. call mom for reassurance.
4:36 p.m. - receive phone calls/ text messages about how you cried earlier (and confided into "friend" about)
5:00 p.m. - stare hatefully @ facebook pictures of freshmen who are having fun. go get to go box for nourishment
6:00 p.m - do work
9:47 p.m - realizes "Party of the Year" is tonight. cry a little more.
11:15 p.m. - wish you'd gone out12:00 a.m. - ante up for long night ahead. send angry texts to friends fortunate enough to go out.

Grace Hopson wroteat 3:35am on June 25th, 2007

One thing though...my life isn't qute THAT bitter now. Only sometimes.

Ashley Samantha Bender wroteat 3:42am on June 25th, 2007

sigh. girl CRAZY!

Grace Hopson wroteat 3:44am on June 25th, 2007

*sigh* Yeah. We are.